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October 4, 2019


Sal: [ Laughing ]
Look at this tool. Who are you —
Jerry Seinfeld with that outfit? [ Laughter ] Today we’re talking about how to
get the most out of your life. Okay? Murray is teaming up with Joe and trying to help convince
the rest of the room that the presentation is good. So, live long and die happy. Does gender affect happiness? Women and men are equal
and exactly the same. So, everybody knows that. A man can complain/cry just as much as a woman. [ Laughter ] Murr, support him. -That’s right.
-Yeah, that’s right. [ Laughter ] Remove negative influences from your life. Okay? [ Laughing ] It’s his daughter and his four dogs. What’s negative
in this picture? Q:
Hit the spacebar. [ Laughter ] Yeah, the baby’s the worst influence, right, ’cause it takes up
a lot of time. Is that what that means? -No, no, no. That means
get rid of the dogs. -The opposite.
-Murray. Yeah, you got to keep
the baby, and, uh… -Maybe not.
-Oh. There you go. [ Laughter ] You were right, though. Getting rid of those influences
really helps you positive. -Right.
-Oh, nice way to turn it around. Okay.
My personal struggle. I am currently struggling with the devastating effects
of male pattern baldness. [ Laughter ] I really feel
self-confidence is plunging. This is what
I have to deal with. I have to look in the
mirror. I have to pretend
I have enough to spike. [ Laughter ] Would anyone here like to share
their devastating bald story? [ Laughter ] I started losing it
when I was 20, and now I’ve hit 40,
and it’s still devastating. It’s probably even more devastating at this point, my male pattern baldness. Yeah, yeah. It’s devastating. [ Laughter ] -Okay. Eat more fish.
-Yes. Joe: There’s health benefits to fish, right? Yes, yes, yes. Lower risk of heart attack
or stroke. Fish is an excellent source of vitamin D. -Sure.
-Okay? D-Levels.
Test group A had lower D-Levels. [ Laughter ] -Test group B, medium D-Levels. -Oh, my God. Test group C — D-Levels
through the roof, right? This group ate the most fish. The people that didn’t eat the most fish, lower. People in the middle
did okay. They’re working
with what they can. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] Joe: Okay.
Thank you, guys. Show your hands
if you think this presentation is ready to be taken
on the road. -Yes.
-Okay, put it up high. -One hand?
-Just Murray? It’s not ready? It needs a little more work?

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  1. Its genius that they chose the topic of baldness because both Murr and Joe are balding
    So no matter who does the presentation its gonna work ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. I wear ear set watching this, I laugh till I cry. My Mrs thinks I'm nuts and is about to leave me.. thanks guys. Brilliant. bazz

  3. 1:10 What song is that? Is it even a song? I only know of it from the movie White Chicks xD (dvd main menu if i recall)

  4. They should do more of these challenges. But, Have the other two Jokers or Two Jokers in the audience. One of them will be trying to cheer on the Presenter while the others Have to try to make him look worse.

  5. if people see everyone else doesnโ€™t have their hand up it will most likely influence them to also not put their hand up

  6. At D levels it was over, murr was so useless lol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Bruh this is racist the yellow โ€œd-levelโ€ is the smallest which is trying to say that Asians got small dicks. I know that ainโ€™t true in my case though lmao

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  9. "men and women are equal and EXACTLY the same" equal… yes!!!! exactly the same? hahaha don't be ridiculous

  10. Not joes fault, murray really is the shitiest partner to have on the show. Joes the best you can ask for for his lack of shame

  11. How many times are these other 3 butt-plugs gunna keep using Joe's wife and baby against him? Because tbh that's just not right lol

  12. This is what I have to deal with. I have to look in the mirror, and I have to pretend I have enough to spike.
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  13. Women are offended by the crying and complaining thing like that isn't a completely accurate representation of women.

  14. โ€œTheyโ€™re working with that they can.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    The dudeโ€™s face after that made it that much better

  15. I donโ€™t think being racist is funny. I loved this show until this episode. How is that funny? Being racist towards Asian is funny for you guys? Canโ€™t believe it!

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